Well, folks. Its been just over a week since I first took off. Its been a bit of a rough trip, but I've made it to the moon. I've decided to stay a here a few days while I plan my first move. I don't believe what I am searching for is here or on mars, but beyond our asteroid belt I'm not quite sure yet. I may visit several of Jupiter's moons, as well as visiting Saturn, and I definitely intend to stop at Pluto, if for no other reason than to visit my greatest dear friend Thomas. Ah yes, Thomas. I have not seen him in ages. We had many a great adventures while attending university. I remember the time we built the quasar lapse generator in our dorm room and nearly blew the building to pieces. Those were the good old days. I wonder what ol' Tom is up to now...
Wow that was incredibly horrible. Turns out I caught a case of moon flu. If you have never suffered such a fate, i would never wish it upon you. I was in the middle of dinner when all of a sudden my stomach began wretching like no tomorrow. If you didn't know better, you'da thought you were watching that scene from Aliens where the creature rips out of the mans stomach. It was that bad. Fortunately, the moon folks are experienced with this sorta thing and they were right quick with fixing me up with some antibiotics. I was green in the face for about a week with the crazy sickness and I swear I was gonna die. Between puking and sweating and making constant trips to the loo, I may as well have been living in there.
Well now that experience is over, thank the Lord, and I am on my way again. The ship is fueled, cleaned and ready to go, as is my body, and now it is time to continue my journey. I've just been cleared for take off, so I will check in again once I get back to cruising speed. Farewell, mighty moon folk, the journey continues.
P.s. never visit the moon during flu season, unless you too want to experience the porcelain palace.
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